Sketches
Short Stories, Scripted Scenes, and The Spec Script
Original Sitcom Pilots and Screenplays
Anniversary Blackout- Blackout Sketch
- Blackout sketch about a couple on their anniversary.
Back In My Sack- Sketch
-SNL-inspired Christmas parody of "Back In Black" by AC/DC.
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Batman & Robbin’- Sketch
-sketch showing what it would be like if Batman used his power for evil.
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Celebrity Pumpkin Patch- Remote Sketch
- Remote Sketch about a pumpkin patch specifically decorated to resemble celebrities.
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Christmas Meeting- Sketch
- Church meeting the morning after a Christmas party got out of control.
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Comedy Introduction- Scene Introduction
-One page action description of a Comedy.
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Commercial Parody- Incestry.com- Sketch
- Parody sketch of Ancestry.com about a DNA website for incest.
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CVS Blackout- Blackout Sketch
-Blackout sketch about a crazy customer at a CVS.
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Deleted Scene- Skylark Backstage-Sketch
-Deleted scene of a Kidz Bop performer backstage before a show.
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Fortune Teller- Remote Piece-Sketch
- A fake fortune teller screws with people written in the style of Jimmy Kimmel.
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Horror Introduction- Scene Introduction
-One page action description of a Horror scene.
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Interrogation- Sketch
- sketch of second graders grilling their hungover teacher about his date the night before.​​
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Jimmy Kimmel in Studio Piece- In Studio Segment
- Conversation written for Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
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Motivational Speaker- Blackout Sketch
- Blackout sketch about a motivational speaker inspiring a crowd of people you wouldn’t expect.​
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Mow Around the Van- Blackout Sketch
- A man misheard his wife when she asked him to mow the lawn.
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My 200 Lb Life- Sketch
-mockumentary about a young man who is only moderately overweight.
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Original Character- Nervous & Incompetent First Responder- Sketch
-sketch about a first responder who has regular panic attacks over what people are calling about.
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Paperboy Blackout- Blackout Sketch
- A blackout sketch about a paperboy throwing something other than the newspaper on his neighbors porches. ​
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Patrick 90X- Sketch
- Parody sketch of the first insanity workout tape since quarantine ended where one person in the group let themselves go during the lockdown.
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Prep for a Date- One Page Story
-One page script about a man who ruins weddings for fun.
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“Ria” Blackout- Blackout Sketch
-two people trying to think of a woman’s name ending in “ria”.​
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Sci-Fi Introduction- Scene Introduction
-One page action description of a Sci-fi.​​
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Seduction- Sketch
- A five year old girl seduces her friends mom into stopping at McDonald’s.​ ​
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Surgery Blackout- Blackout Sketch
- Blackout sketch of a doctor before surgery.
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Things Said After a Puff From a Cigarette- Desk Piece
-Desk piece of absurd, random things said after a puff from a cigarette written in the style of Jimmy Fallon.
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This Is the End- Sketch
-parody sketch of Jim Morrison improving odd lyrics during a performance at the Whiskey A Go Go.
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Three Different Setups- One Page Action Descriptions
- Three scenes that start out in the same location written in three different genres. Genres are comedy, horror, and sci-fi.
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Three Person Improv Scene- sketch
- Sketch about three distinct personalities having a conversation.
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Worst Fears- sketch
- Two friends discuss what their worst fears are.​
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​ The Gang Does Improv- Spec Script
- An It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia spec script about the gang joining Dee’s improv troupe.
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Haiku Short Story- Short Story
- Short story based on a haiku about the adventure of two young stoners who can’t seem to remember where they’re going.
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Improv III Teaser- Sitcom Script
-Two page teaser for a collaborative sitcom written out of order.​​
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Impious- Short Story
-15 page horror story about a college student who finds out too late he’s dating a witch.
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Kidz Bop C Story Scene 3- Script Scene
- Collaborative improv sitcom about a Kidz Bop Performer getting sick due to a spinning stage.
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Pilot scene 1C- Pilot Script
Act 1 scene C of collaborative sitcom written out of order.​​​​​​​
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Scene 3B- Script Scene
- Scene 3B of collaborative sitcom written out of order.
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Swim Instructor- Short Story
- A swim instructor, who doesn’t know how to swim, tries to teach toddlers how to swim.
The Holidays- Original Screenplay​​​​​​​​​​
-Original screenplay about a man trying to be what it means to be a good, steadfast husband and father in 21st century Chicago during the Holidays.
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Introverts & Perverts- Original Sitcom Pilot
- Original sitcom pilot about two out of place high school freshman trying to prove themselves to their school.​
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The Itch (The Seven Circles)- Original Screenplay
-Original screenplay about a young man with an addictive personality trying to be and stay clean through all of the temptations he encounters.
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Neurotic- Original Sitcom Pilot
- Original sitcom pilot about four coworkers who run an educational video production company all of whom have one or more mental illness.
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Not As I Do- Screenplay
-A feature comedy screenplay about a mobster who goes undercover as a priest at a Catholic school.
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The Oak- Original Screenplay
-Original screenplay about a boxer fighting for his and his family's lives in and out of the ring in the late 20th century.​​